umm….no I’m not crying. I just can’t control my face.
Well, it’s official, half on my face is on a temporary vacation. That is, it’s visiting our friend Bell’s Palsy. Here is a list of perks when you visit Bell.
1. your eye will water out of control. Why? Because you can’t close it all the way. This will leave you looking like a straight mess all the time. by the way, to those of you wishing to live out your pirate fantasy, now is the time. It is recommend though, that while outside, cover that damn thang with some designer shades. just cause your face ain’t workin, don’t mean your style is hurtin.
2. if you are around people who make you laugh, beware. this causes full dysfunctional awareness, as the whole of your paralysis is clearly showing. now would be a good time to practice your shy girl routine. just place your thumb to your check, your pointer finger to the top of your lip, and your tilt you head slightly down. trust me, this works wonders for korean women, although this gesture is used out of politeness after eating kimchi.
3. you have shingles. but hey at least it’s not herpes(which, half of the people who visit bell’s will have). This just means that you really never got over the chicken pox. perhaps you don’t really get over a lot of stuff and you should probably seek therapy.
These are just a few of the fun times you will have when visiting Bell’s. if in fact you actually visit her, dont worry, your face has a 70% chance of fully coming back to you in the next 1-3 months. Until then, well…I’m not really sure. i’ll let ya know.
